Waiting for a call.....

I'm a little out of condition but am on the road to recovery thanks in part to returning to playing football regularly for the last 12 months.
As my fitness has improved the old touch and vision has begun to return and a current goal tally of 9 goals in 9 games has put a nice smile on my face and eased the growing frustration of my teammates who have witnessed decent defensive showings but finishing which has previously made Rob Jones (eight years without a goal for Liverpool) look like the English Football League's greatest goalscorer John Aldridge (474 goals).
If only Sven had my number.....